Located evil Terry and cohort Brita. Predictably insecure and feeble-minded. Stood over Brita's desk. Recommended she use red ink and all caps as claim of diet Coke not clear enough. Then informed Brita that Terry had been seen with empty can in personal trash bin. Brita responded with appropriate outrage. Am satisfied with proper dispensing of doubt.
My work regarding Terry/Brita is complete.
As requested, my bio:
Mia makes her home in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where she divides her time between a job and spying on people. Mia enjoys long walks in Como Park, daisies, dancing in the snow...(Delete prior sentence, meant for personal ad)...
Mr. Perfect may apply in person for a thorough evaluation and trial. All others will be towed.
Win chance at free Book: Free download of Claimed by Darkness (m/m paranormal erotic romance). Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing. Is your email address evident? If not, leave in comments for contact purposes.
Showing posts with label Terry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terry. Show all posts
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Release Cumming
Claimed by Darkness releases from Ellora's Cave on March 4th.
Next week.
Will be hosting a contest for free download of CbD awarded on the 3rd. Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing.
Comment. My desire is to give a book away. My first book. Ever.
Other shit: Put note in work refrigerator indicating Terry might wish to get a life. Stalking innocent Mias are not recommended for her health.
More other shit: At home, met up with T moving final boxes. Patterson insists new occupant will arrive March 1st. Am eager to set eyes on new neighbor and perhaps take interim days to bore hole in shared wall.
Next week.
Will be hosting a contest for free download of CbD awarded on the 3rd. Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing.
Comment. My desire is to give a book away. My first book. Ever.
Other shit: Put note in work refrigerator indicating Terry might wish to get a life. Stalking innocent Mias are not recommended for her health.
More other shit: At home, met up with T moving final boxes. Patterson insists new occupant will arrive March 1st. Am eager to set eyes on new neighbor and perhaps take interim days to bore hole in shared wall.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Terry?
Surprised on Monday.
Went into work to find note laid on keyboard. Said: I know you drank my diet Coke. Since I made sure my name was on it with a sticky note and (underlined "and") rubberband, I fail to understand why you would steal from me. But Terry (don't know who Terry is) said she saw you. Kindly replace my drink and we will pretend this never happened".
Am considering a note on empty can in break room with reply: "Damn. Got thirsty again."
Don't know who Terry is but must string her up as liars deserve no less. I'd not steal a diet Coke. Diet Dr. Pepper is entirely different.
Note to self: "Mia, locate Terry. Put rubber band around her neck and staple sticky note to her forehead with message: For best results, snap rubber band repeatedly."
Went into work to find note laid on keyboard. Said: I know you drank my diet Coke. Since I made sure my name was on it with a sticky note and (underlined "and") rubberband, I fail to understand why you would steal from me. But Terry (don't know who Terry is) said she saw you. Kindly replace my drink and we will pretend this never happened".
Am considering a note on empty can in break room with reply: "Damn. Got thirsty again."
Don't know who Terry is but must string her up as liars deserve no less. I'd not steal a diet Coke. Diet Dr. Pepper is entirely different.
Note to self: "Mia, locate Terry. Put rubber band around her neck and staple sticky note to her forehead with message: For best results, snap rubber band repeatedly."
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