I need claws

Poison Ivy? Possibly. I haven't an idea where or how or what the series of spots on me are. All I know is they itch like hell-fire. I looked up the ivy family of rashes on WebMD and, because of the stress level here, shingles. Neither look like what I have. If I didn't know better I'd say a gang of mosquitoes bit each side of my waist, elbow crooks, behind my ears and one eye. Unlike mosquitoes, they aren't all round but appear as mini-hives or some such. I'm not allergic to anything either.

It's pathetic looking and highly annoying.

Any ideas what this might be?