Something in the water

Caught immediate supervisor (not sexy D, no, the toad who believes I am his secretary) at desk-side of another co-worker. Irony is that supervisor has spent much time seeking out K and K spends equal time avoiding him.

Mind, K is married with teen daughter. Supervisor is married as well. Given pics gracing his desk, would assume he has at least two adult children. Has become quite the office joke to see him lurking around cubicle dividers. Those near K do provide warning if able. Best I can tell, supervisor has monumental crush on her. Would be sweet if not utterly horrifying.

Further, Mailroom Joe has begun making special trips to K's part of the office. Am I to suspect she is suddenly emitting irresistible pheromones? Should bottle it for the single contingent. K is admittedly an attractive woman with controlling husband. Perhaps she obtained solace with young Joe and now he is smitten. If so, supervisor may have caught wind and hopes blackmail will suddenly make him appealing.

My wearing bottle-lens glasses, downing 12 tequila shots, and a deep body scour would not make him appealing to my mind. Man needs to wash his hair every month at minimum. Why is that hard?

Other shit: Accidentally caught teen neighbor R smoking behind dumpster. Upon discovery, sullen boy offered a drag and asked for beer.

Note to self: "Mia, remember to email electronic books to work. Appears will have much more free time as long as K continues to put-out. Send K thank you note."

A Sunrise in my Hand

Supervisor D still illusive. Joe too easy a conquest. Will go stag as tonight L and N have arranged gathering at Hooters in Mall of America. Aside from insane deliciousness, enjoy speculating on number of women paying their way through school with stupid uniforms. Amusing to watch old men making ill-aimed grabs. Will progress to Minnesota Picnic for best fried cheese curds. EVER.

Will be forced to dance penance for indulgence. Am going with Sunrise Martini to wash away the week.

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New Template

Old blog had grown static. May be result of winter doldrums. Comments encouraged.

Training session going well. Joe from mail room no longer of interest. Have graduated to new manager transferred off 6th floor. As result, have planned new route to break room as daily visual experience a must. What sweet torture to run fingers through cap of tousled curls. Eyes curious hue, will report back once shade is determined. Work suddenly more interesting.

Note to self: "Mia, place recommendation in HR comment box to situate new manager in current supervisor's locale. Am certain new supervisor does not have interest in either popcorn nor outdated Caveman calendar as is Caveman material himself."

Half-Naked

Am officially obsessed with interoffice romantic possibilities. May have to consider a one-off with Joe. Accidentally noted name of mail carrier. As mystery was in danger of fizzling, I insisted he call me Mabel. Will keep him guessing as Joe does not appear overly bright.

Not to worry as brains are not required for the activities I have in mind.

Oh, and boss was not amused by prominent display of Ellora's Cave Cavemen calendar posted on cubicle wall. May have something to do with being end of year and out-dated, perhaps. Fairly certain, half-naked men are not the issue.

Note to self: "Mia, be certain to clip and frame pictures for year 'round appreciation on cubicle wall."