Terry?

Surprised on Monday.

Went into work to find note laid on keyboard. Said: I know you drank my diet Coke. Since I made sure my name was on it with a sticky note and (underlined "and") rubberband, I fail to understand why you would steal from me. But Terry (don't know who Terry is) said she saw you. Kindly replace my drink and we will pretend this never happened".

Am considering a note on empty can in break room with reply: "Damn. Got thirsty again."

Don't know who Terry is but must string her up as liars deserve no less. I'd not steal a diet Coke. Diet Dr. Pepper is entirely different.

Note to self: "Mia, locate Terry. Put rubber band around her neck and staple sticky note to her forehead with message: For best results, snap rubber band repeatedly."