No lurking Patterson outside my door. Expose did not net camera information. Patterson laying low. Cannot ask him directly. May have to concoct heater issue to justify discussion. Perhaps faux security concern would serve purposes more fully.
Special project at work has copious amount of information. Local personnel payment firm documents provide not only salaries of employees but social security numbers. Would think the information should be concealed, yes? Fortunately, I'm honest. Have shredded fully. Tomorrow new project work.
Other shit: I'm in absolute adoration of The Bloggess.
Note to self: "Mia, locate shredded supervisor information. Tape together and send in sealed envelope to teach higher-ups valuable lesson in maintaining private information. On a brighter note, now have something of import to discuss with D."
Showing posts with label Patterson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patterson. Show all posts
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Crap shoot
Got picked for special project. Involves collating and data entry for undisclosed information. Will have to tell us sooner or later as both I and colleague have eyes and education to read paperwork. Good news: out of regular duties for remainder of week. Bad news: boring.
Other shit: Still believe there is hidden camera in apartment building. Did take time to search laundry without success, with the exception of M riding the machine and faux reading. In interest of discovery, flashed ceiling of elevator. Not obvious flashing as per Mardi Gras and beads. Wore loose, low cut sweater and plucked it away from chest wall several times as though overheated. Even if camera is in elevator, may not have been successful experiment. Will have to devise alternate test.
Other-er shit: To the one who understands... have tired of carrying around this fucking mason jar. Who gets it next?
Note to self: "Mia, per suggestion, purchase lilacs and put jar to use. Also, try asking Patterson whereabouts of mystery cam."
Other shit: Still believe there is hidden camera in apartment building. Did take time to search laundry without success, with the exception of M riding the machine and faux reading. In interest of discovery, flashed ceiling of elevator. Not obvious flashing as per Mardi Gras and beads. Wore loose, low cut sweater and plucked it away from chest wall several times as though overheated. Even if camera is in elevator, may not have been successful experiment. Will have to devise alternate test.
Other-er shit: To the one who understands... have tired of carrying around this fucking mason jar. Who gets it next?
Note to self: "Mia, per suggestion, purchase lilacs and put jar to use. Also, try asking Patterson whereabouts of mystery cam."
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Piece of A$$
Am convinced building manager Patterson has camera rigged in elevator. Did see notice on front door indicating security cameras on premises. Since have not seen them elsewhere, must be in elevator. Or laundry room. Am sure watching neighbor M contemplating spin cycle from top of machine must be the greatest stimulation he has had. No doubt his right hand gets much practise.
Other shit: Boss still darkening K's desk. K appeared less than enthusiastic. Could have been the obscene amount of pending case work in box coupled with queuing calls whilst knocking man-hand from shoulder.
Other-er shit: Photocopied ass, posted it to cork board with message: "You are here." Came back later to find phone number on left cheek. When did baring one's ass automatically suggest free-tail was involved? Twas a comment on the establishment. Not an offer.
Note to self: "Mia, may have to refrain from copying ass in future. Consider copying hand giving bird as alternative."
Other shit: Boss still darkening K's desk. K appeared less than enthusiastic. Could have been the obscene amount of pending case work in box coupled with queuing calls whilst knocking man-hand from shoulder.
Other-er shit: Photocopied ass, posted it to cork board with message: "You are here." Came back later to find phone number on left cheek. When did baring one's ass automatically suggest free-tail was involved? Twas a comment on the establishment. Not an offer.
Note to self: "Mia, may have to refrain from copying ass in future. Consider copying hand giving bird as alternative."
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Release Cumming
Claimed by Darkness releases from Ellora's Cave on March 4th.
Next week.
Will be hosting a contest for free download of CbD awarded on the 3rd. Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing.
Comment. My desire is to give a book away. My first book. Ever.
Other shit: Put note in work refrigerator indicating Terry might wish to get a life. Stalking innocent Mias are not recommended for her health.
More other shit: At home, met up with T moving final boxes. Patterson insists new occupant will arrive March 1st. Am eager to set eyes on new neighbor and perhaps take interim days to bore hole in shared wall.
Next week.
Will be hosting a contest for free download of CbD awarded on the 3rd. Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing.
Comment. My desire is to give a book away. My first book. Ever.
Other shit: Put note in work refrigerator indicating Terry might wish to get a life. Stalking innocent Mias are not recommended for her health.
More other shit: At home, met up with T moving final boxes. Patterson insists new occupant will arrive March 1st. Am eager to set eyes on new neighbor and perhaps take interim days to bore hole in shared wall.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Must buy new neighbors
T moved out. M is humming. Patterson suspiciously absent most of the time. New neighbors below stairs and have not yet met them. I can, however, see their balcony from mine. When weather warms, will have to "accidentally eavesdrop" for more information. My neighbors have been less than compliant in entertaining me.
Work competition with odd bean growth is pointless. My bean has not grown. Think I must find someone to shag in order to stave off winter blahs. Perhaps that bartender--
Note to self: "Mia, participate in college charity program: shag a frat boy."
Work competition with odd bean growth is pointless. My bean has not grown. Think I must find someone to shag in order to stave off winter blahs. Perhaps that bartender--
Note to self: "Mia, participate in college charity program: shag a frat boy."
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