Questionable Intell

No lurking Patterson outside my door. Expose did not net camera information. Patterson laying low. Cannot ask him directly. May have to concoct heater issue to justify discussion. Perhaps faux security concern would serve purposes more fully.

Special project at work has copious amount of information. Local personnel payment firm documents provide not only salaries of employees but social security numbers. Would think the information should be concealed, yes? Fortunately, I'm honest. Have shredded fully. Tomorrow new project work.

Other shit: I'm in absolute adoration of The Bloggess.

Note to self: "Mia, locate shredded supervisor information. Tape together and send in sealed envelope to teach higher-ups valuable lesson in maintaining private information. On a brighter note, now have something of import to discuss with D."

Piece of A$$

Am convinced building manager Patterson has camera rigged in elevator. Did see notice on front door indicating security cameras on premises. Since have not seen them elsewhere, must be in elevator. Or laundry room. Am sure watching neighbor M contemplating spin cycle from top of machine must be the greatest stimulation he has had. No doubt his right hand gets much practise.

Other shit: Boss still darkening K's desk. K appeared less than enthusiastic. Could have been the obscene amount of pending case work in box coupled with queuing calls whilst knocking man-hand from shoulder.

Other-er shit: Photocopied ass, posted it to cork board with message: "You are here." Came back later to find phone number on left cheek. When did baring one's ass automatically suggest free-tail was involved? Twas a comment on the establishment. Not an offer.

Note to self: "Mia, may have to refrain from copying ass in future. Consider copying hand giving bird as alternative."