Friday yet?

S called. Said he wanted to know if I needed him. Said no. I do not require another person to make life satisfactory. Am quite capable of sustaining self without involvement from S. He is persistent, however. I wonder at the ego required for one person to believe they are instrumental in changing course of another life. The bollocks required astounds.

Other shit: Supervisor popped corn. Slits to bags were not so impressive as had hoped. Only minor kernel escape-age. However, expression from soda and salt combination--priceless. Gave Styrofoam container with non-growing bean to prick two aisles over. Explained as he was full of shit, growth potential for bean improved at his hands.

Caught heel on escalator at lunch and landed ass up in lobby. Hands are completely scraped. The benefit, manager D noticed my distress. Downfall, manager D noticed my distress.

Note to self: "Mia, present scraped hands to D and request he kiss them better. Then haul off to local pub with L and N after work. Week ended and managed to best of Mia-bility."

Mystery

Odd competition at work place. Are to grow bean sprouts in Styrofoam cups. Not sure of purpose unless is to taunt us of giant riches not attainable, unless we are named Jack.

Found popcorn kernels underneath work space yesterday. Mystery. Must uncover popcorn eater and reason for snacking at my desk. Hm. Am assuming snacker has popcorn fetish and fantasies regarding outdated Caveman calendar.

Note to self: "Mia, discover if boss is closet perv. Is known to consume popcorn. Mystery may be simple indeed."