I was talking to this guy I know from FaceBook. He's a nice guy, has a fiance, lives out of State and is generally all about encouraging other people. He's easy to like. Oh, and I met him once for lunch when he came through town. Shorter than me, bald, bifocals, and slim, he'd be easy to take down so lunch seemed like a good decision. I'm nothing if not a fighter.
So I told him about how I thought I'd get myself a new boyfriend. My break up was a while ago, and I was discussing, lightheartedly, about "needs" and meeting them. I mentioned the increasing antsy-ness as the weeks progress and that there is just something about being on the dating market that is both fun and difficult.
This is how the conversation SERIOUSLY distorted from there.
I'm thinking I need to stay off phones for a while. And maybe FaceBook.
14 comments:
LOL!!! You got to watch some of those guys. LOL! That is seriously funny and I loved your visuals. And...I don't think the woman in his life would wish he were THAT helpful to his female friends.
Well now...the visuals are priceless. I'm sure his girlfriend would find offense to him helping you out. LOL
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGI can't stop laughing. This is officially my favorite Mia post ever!!!!!
Oh, and the expressions on your cat's face - brilliant!!!!
BTW, well done - you may have out weirdo-magneted me. :D
Ack! LMAO.
But srsly - WTF?
Love the kitty in the background. Of course!
Oh Mia...thank you so much for this hilarious post - I needed this as much as you need a good you-know-whating! He's engaged! Was it raining out there? If he really cares, he'll put his mouf' where his money is!
Repeat after me: There ARE reasonable men in the world--somewhere!
So they tell me, Cindy.
I cannot tell you how floored I was. I didn't even notice that he was "phone sexing me" for the first couple of sentences. There was no mood voice and he was hemming and hawing like he could have been remembering a sports score. Geez. I was like, "is this dude for real? OMG! He thinks I'm gonna touch myself for him or something!!!!"
Soooo wasn't going to happen.
Hmmmm. No. Just no.
*trying to catch my breath* OMFG!
The visuals really made it spectacular... and the cat, perfect. :)
Seriously, he thought that was appropriate? Oy.
All I can say is... bald head between legs... that image will stay with me... FOREVER!!!
Note to self...bring hex and spell kit to AAD so weirdo-magnet is not passed on...
hugs,
ACK! I'M BLIND!!!
OMFG...
Ah the continuing adventures of Mia...
where would I go without your posts? lol
*hugs*
Anna
ROFL! Your drawings are priceless! :D What was he thinking?! No Facebook for me ;D
SNORKLE!!!! OMG...Tears rolling here. What a pal, huh?
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