I was talking to this guy I know from FaceBook. He's a nice guy, has a fiance, lives out of State and is generally all about encouraging other people. He's easy to like. Oh, and I met him once for lunch when he came through town. Shorter than me, bald, bifocals, and slim, he'd be easy to take down so lunch seemed like a good decision. I'm nothing if not a fighter.
So I told him about how I thought I'd get myself a new boyfriend. My break up was a while ago, and I was discussing, lightheartedly, about "needs" and meeting them. I mentioned the increasing antsy-ness as the weeks progress and that there is just something about being on the dating market that is both fun and difficult.
This is how the conversation SERIOUSLY distorted from there.
I'm thinking I need to stay off phones for a while. And maybe FaceBook.