Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Proof of boredom. Find new entertainment

I've been going to the office gym every morning. D may be the foundation of that decision as it is impossible to start my day badly when watching his fine ass on a spin bike. God bless mirrored walls and treadmills that angle just so. He has begun offering a nod and a smile when he sees me, in and out of the gym.

Irony? The female population in the gym has steadily increased. We are all watching the same ass. Craptastic, no?

I am considering yoga. Perhaps a few well-placed stretches will serve my purpose. Mirrored walls can help, not hurt, in some cases. Although I've also considered bringing my eBook reader to the gym as a more natural means to strike up conversation. As a man, surely electronics will peak his interest even if Downward Dog does not.

My caution in approaching him can only mean one thing. Or two. Either I am really interested in D or I am enjoying the subtle chase of flirtation far more than the prospect of capturing the prize. Or three possibilities. I want it to be his idea.

Can it be all of those at once, I wonder?

Note to self: "Mia, it's time to distract yourself by messing with the boss again. Plan sticky note attack."


Cogent Ascending said...

Very curious what a sticky note attack is.
And I'm pretty sure its all three but who cares right?
I say be bold and mention what a great ass you think D has to D.
Guys are way more vain than we give them credit for ;p

Mia Watts said...

That would be the random placing of sticky notes in the boss' office. Half sentences or unreferenced answers. It drives him insane and makes for great entertainment.

D does indeed have a fine-assed ass. I'm enjoying the drawn out romantic tension of the moment. And yes, I realize it's a bit masochistic but I require the adrenaline rush.

Molly Daniels said...

Maybe I need to start going to your gym??? He sounds intriguing!

Amber Skyze said...

How about a fourth? Inspiration! I'm sure it's a little of all three rolled into one.