W threw a cry. Couldn't take the bear as bear was well-loved by daughter. Call me a pussy, but have returned bear and developed new mischief. Have opted to give popcorn payback to supervisor. Have replaced salt in shaker with salt and baking soda, equal parts. Have also slit concave sides of popping bags-all. Am convinced he is looker of Caveman calendar and ass-lecher of my office chair.
Note to self: "Mia, time to send another anonymous love note. Find way to make H talk (H has access to supervisor's exercise room locker) about personal undergarments for use in sex note. Must be convincing and I am thorough if underhanded."