Tortured Teddies

W threw a cry. Couldn't take the bear as bear was well-loved by daughter. Call me a pussy, but have returned bear and developed new mischief. Have opted to give popcorn payback to supervisor. Have replaced salt in shaker with salt and baking soda, equal parts. Have also slit concave sides of popping bags-all. Am convinced he is looker of Caveman calendar and ass-lecher of my office chair.

Note to self: "Mia, time to send another anonymous love note. Find way to make H talk (H has access to supervisor's exercise room locker) about personal undergarments for use in sex note. Must be convincing and I am thorough if underhanded."

Anonymous Encounter

Have new friend named Anonymous. Am of the mind that name is not as common as had assumed. Though A might be seen frequently in myriad posts and letters to papers and magazines around the world, am assuming Anonymous is prolific writer and deep thinker on variety of topics.

Going to work. Mandatory yet providing overtime. Shall endeavor to create havoc.

Note to self: "Mia, in spirit of A, leave note on supervisor's desk regarding fictitious sexual encounter, leave off signature."