Thursday, February 19, 2009

Must buy new neighbors

T moved out. M is humming. Patterson suspiciously absent most of the time. New neighbors below stairs and have not yet met them. I can, however, see their balcony from mine. When weather warms, will have to "accidentally eavesdrop" for more information. My neighbors have been less than compliant in entertaining me.

Work competition with odd bean growth is pointless. My bean has not grown. Think I must find someone to shag in order to stave off winter blahs. Perhaps that bartender--

Note to self: "Mia, participate in college charity program: shag a frat boy."


J said...

Every young college man needs an adventurous older woman to teach him the ropes, so he can impress the girls his age. If only I'd had one of those, instead of bumbling my way through the first couple of years of marriage. Penthouse letters is not nearly the educational source you might think it is.

Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

wv: inali

Mia Watts said...

Cannot speak for Penthouse's educational value. But as I take what I want, starry-eyed impressionable men make for compliant students. Think next week will be a rondez vous with someone more practised. I enjoy a challenge.

Rassles said...

It's official. In my head, you are now a cougar.

Mia Watts said...

Reckon it depends how many spread years make a cougar.

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