Thursday, February 12, 2009

Of Nipples and Pearls

Local Y has pole dancing class. Other bad exercise ideas: nipple yoga, penis scrying, belly dancing for anorexics, belly dancing for morbidly obese, fuck it, belly dancing for anyone not Shakira.

Am considering nipple piercing. May have to get stupid-drunk to achieve but suspect am a closet masochist. Will try decorative clamps first. Friend mentioned pearl thong. Sounded intriguing. Hm. Wonder if wearing pearl thong will cause clacking of beads to be heard coming from skirt. Must ask L.

Ah. Update. D's eyes are pale gray. Strange star burst at outer edge darkening to pale green. Made idiot of self by staring. May have mumbled "fuck me" in response to question. Would explain knit brow of confusion.

Note to self: "Mia, must remember not to wear pearl thong around neck. May give wrong impression, or rather, correct impression too early. Am still hopeful of catching D's eye by normal methods."


Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

I love the idea of a pearl thong. Yet, I think I'm too much a realist and wonder at the hassle of laundering it.

Mia Watts said...

Indeed a question worth investigating. Outer layer may wear off from body acid. Perhaps, PHFL, should investigate candy necklace thongs. One use, no clean-up, special treat for random giver of cunnilingus. Peppermint could provide additional stimulus while showing thoughtfulness to giver.

I am ever considerate.

J said...

That looks like it could be either very stimulating or very uncomfortable. My imagination prefers to go toward stimulating but the realist in me wonders if it's all it's "cracked" up to be.

I couldn't resist.

wv: ziessenr
Some sort of Nazi incantation.

Mia Watts said...

Ha! Clever, clever J.

Having viewed the offerings, it does appear the stimulus is as much the visual effect as the promise of function.

L reports pearl banding can pinch but can also pleasantly surprise at strangest moments.

Bronwyn Green said...

Having spent probably more than my fair share of time at a piercing parlor and having seen plenty of piercings, I'm gonna say that yeah, drunk is probably the way to go for nipple piercings. Only not too drunk because then reputable piercers won't pierce you'd bleed a whole lot more.

Once saw a guy get both nipples pierced simultaneously. Pretty fascinating.

J said...

I saw an HBO special years ago where a guy had his penis pierced.

Never. Ever.

Mia Watts said...

Have seen similar. On male genitalia: rim piercing, slit to head piercing, scrotum piercing, barbells beneath or atop shaft, through head... seems an endless number of options. Would never risk clitoral piercing as can damage lovely nerves.

Knew boy (for he was while in college) who pierced scrotum and both nipples with chain connecting all. He reconsidered after roommate yanked chain.

Bronwyn Green said...

I think at this point, you're just trying to make poor J squirm. A lot.

Mia Watts said...

*grin* Ms. Green, whatever do you mean?

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