Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Healthy Mia

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Other shit: Discovered excellent blog. www.blogofhilarity.com. Recommend searching video tab for Sony. Laughed my ass off.

New manager is D. Have not had occasion to engage in conversation. Did have access to coffee mug in break room. Considered dropping Rohypnol. Have no experience drugging sex gods and prefer vigorous men in bed to limp noodle. Am a health-conscious woman preferring thorough workout. The Y has no bed sport substitute as yet.

Note to self: "Mia, suggest to Y they invest in specialized trainers to meet needs of all sports enthusiasts. May need to direct to this site."

7 comments:

Brynn Paulin said...

That would be an interesting addition to the Y.

J said...

Whoa. What will they think of next? Gives a whole new perspective to working out.

Mia Watts said...

Excellent for thigh and hamstring development. Increases stamina for toppers. Only concern: mentions vacuum seal. What occurs when exercise equipment does not release?

J said...

I believe that's time for an embarassing 911 call. Unless you get attractive, brawny EMTs, who might be willing to engage in a post-exercise cool-down session.

wv: loascre
I don't know what it is, but it sounds French.

Mia Watts said...

Hm. Yes. Area may be chaffed from rigorous equipment use. May need to exchange cool down session for liberal brawny EMT laving to effected area. Purely to stimulate circulation and to make area feel better with application of mouth. Works for mothers and children on wounded knees. See no ready reason why principle cannot also be applied to a woman's bits.

Bronwyn Green said...

I think I might be able to make to the gym for a workout like that...

Am wildly curious about new manager...surely there's something you need to discuss with him.

Mia Watts said...

Jumping bounce balls were not like this in my youth. A shame.

To manager, he is first to tie my tongue in many years. Fear not. I am not without resources and words are overrated.