Because of season, purchased self a chocolate Dove bunny. Before bed, hid it with tip-toeing steps and muffled giggling. Surely, I'd never locate it here. Sadly, woke yesterday and easily located choco-treat at which point promptly devoured ears. Is critical to humanely exterminate bunny. This way cannot hear me coming when am ready for more. Terrified bunny screams only heighten pleasure. May have to gnaw off paws so captive cannot escape certain doom.
Am putting bunny within sight of apartment door. Want bunny to visualize escape whilest I work. Increases anticipation for my return.
Note to self: "Mia, weigh down hollow interior with sweetTarts via gaping opening from ear removal."
4 comments:
Why, yes, am capable of being an evil shit. See the fear in yon bunny's gaze. It grants me wondrous powers of digestion. Ah!
You, my dear, are spectacularly twisted. I'm forming a plan to liberate the bunny.
Better than liberating the "kitty". Such an quest would require additional waxing.
Run, bunny run...or hobble or roll! lol
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