Eating My Bunny

Because of season, purchased self a chocolate Dove bunny. Before bed, hid it with tip-toeing steps and muffled giggling. Surely, I'd never locate it here. Sadly, woke yesterday and easily located choco-treat at which point promptly devoured ears. Is critical to humanely exterminate bunny. This way cannot hear me coming when am ready for more. Terrified bunny screams only heighten pleasure. May have to gnaw off paws so captive cannot escape certain doom.

Am putting bunny within sight of apartment door. Want bunny to visualize escape whilest I work. Increases anticipation for my return.

Note to self: "Mia, weigh down hollow interior with sweetTarts via gaping opening from ear removal."

Sleep in tomorrow, I shall

Should remember to begin blogging on a Monday. Would have done better than yesterday as today is Saturday. Seems a waste. Is it too early for a glass of red wine? Will remember to mix with chocolate. Chocolate makes all permissible.

Johnson no longer stalking. May have something to do with pepper spray incident. Oops.

Note to self: "Mia, watch a soap opera for life tips."