Am eager to see what next week brings. New class of hires to start Monday. Shall endeavor to scare recruits during scheduled training session. Cannot go amiss with well-placed eye twitch or inappropriate laughter. Goal set: scare off 4 hires as only scared 3 last round.
Note to self: "Mia, start class with an offer of Valium for all."
Showing posts with label office mischief. Show all posts
Showing posts with label office mischief. Show all posts
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Lint: a second query
Wrote during office hours yesterday. Have decided to write scene involving copier. Haven't decided if resulting copy will be a top or bottom shot. Also examined dryer lint trap. Agree lint is dominantly blue. Next question: Why do men get lint in button, but not women? Is lint electro-magnetically charged to male chemistry?
Have decided to post another except tomorrow. Any requests?
Note to self: "Mia, yesterday entirely too boring. Write anonymous love notes to male next over everyday for rest of week. Then stop with no explanation. Watch fun ensue."
Have decided to post another except tomorrow. Any requests?
Note to self: "Mia, yesterday entirely too boring. Write anonymous love notes to male next over everyday for rest of week. Then stop with no explanation. Watch fun ensue."
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