Kiss and Tell

Behaved at work yesterday. Therefore must misbehave after hours. Found new bar and debated offer of threesome with two university boys. Decided prospect more fun than fact, offered to watch them have off together and give pointers instead. Boys not amused. Bartender comp'd glass of wine for a kiss. Again. Am feeling confident in my coercion techniques with bartenders. Though only 21 days in, best kiss received all year.

Note to self: "Mia, see what bartender would comp if flashed. Perhaps request bartender to flash and comp him, instead."