A word about buttons

Have a theory about belly buttons. Am thinking that individuals with exterior knots generally exhibit outgoing natures with a propensity toward stubbornness and selfishness. Dipped buttons are thinkers and given to soulful examination. Not sure what that makes me. Have an inward button hidden lower than edge of narrow dip. Am I both? Have heard theories on earlobes (attached vs unattached to jaw line) and have decided to make blanket rule for buttons until proved otherwise incorrect.

Other types of buttons explored yesterday. Found the courage to ask M about machine sitting. She blushed. Informed her of wonderful device. To which she answered, "Doesn't that only stimulate the clitoris?" Had to admit she was correct. Suppose machine sitting stimulates entire area. Will do research and find another device for M. Believe M is a closet nympho.

Note to self: "Mia, take recommended device and roll of quarters to laundry after midnight. Discover if M's method combined with discrete model does what I think it might."

addendum: "Don short satin nightie with matching navy demi-robe and thigh stockings in case discovered. Preferable to being found in standard t-shirt and panties nightwear."