Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Under 18? Get lost!

Especially today. Why? Because as you know from yesterday's post, I was cruising the Craig's List when I came upon a MONSTER cock. It's just unnatural, and oh so fascinating! So I copied the pictures and I'm pasting them here.

If you're under 18, you need to leave. This is content protected material and by being on this site, you are saying that you are at least that old to continue viewing the below material.

God bless the United States Armed Forces. *drool*

The rest of you.... View and ponder. I'm off to write man sex.


14 comments:

Michelle Herlihy said...

Oh my, I haven't even had my coffee yet, Mia! I'm not ready for monster cocks! LOL! That thing is scary thick!

Perpetua said...

ouch!! Do you think the oweners of thoes Monstersget lightheaded everytinme they get a hard on?? All that blood going south!

Miranda Stowe said...

I'm in doubt. That can't be real...though the veins do look pretty convincing.

I think Perpetua is on to something here. Wouldn't that be awful if he passed out every time a pretty girl (or guy...whatever) walked by? Is there a medical term for that? We should make a medical term for that.

Mia Watts said...

Miranda-- how about, Hemopenile EErectus Syncope.

If you tell me this cock isn't real, I'm gonna have to cry. There should be things of beauty in this world like bunnies, and daisies, and autumn breezes, and giant monster cocks of wonder.

Bouncin' Barb said...

I have no doubt that is the real deal. I knew a guy like that and thought I was gonna be in heaven when I first saw it. WRONG!!! He had no clue how to use it and it was over before it got started.

Amber Skyze said...

Damn that is huge.

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Ouch! You know...big is good, but bigger (as in gargantuan) is not always better. I thought Craig's List was banning this stuff.

Bouncin' Barb - it ain't the meat, it's the motion.

mariewig said...

Did ya get phone number, address or name!!!! :)
Marie*

Bouncin' Barb said...

Julia... I agree that the motion is what matters but once in awhile I like a big, thick, juicy, tender, mansize steak!!!! lol.

Craigslist stopped the adult services for $$ section. The personals are still there.

Sally said...

Holy cow. I guess that guy doesnt get many blow jobs!!!!

MY jaw is getting sore just thinking about it! :D

Jason said...

You found this gorgeous piece of man meat on Craig's list???

And...what the hell are you doing cruising on Craig's List??

and...gah...

Jennifer Madden said...

Were you in the 'Men seeking women' section or 'Men seeking Men'?
Hell, I don't care. That looks damn tasty!

Mia Watts said...

@Jennifer, m4w section. He's apparently all in favor of the girlie parts. ;)

@Jason, I get sidetracked sometimes, especially when there's a view like this one. Some of the guys I look at and thing, WHY would you take a picture of that? This one was, OF COURSE you'd take a picture of that. Wow.

@Sally, yeah but don't you wanna give it the old college try? ;)

@Barb, I wouldn't know. None of the guys I've been with have packed that kinda "heat".

@Mariewig, Nope. Craig's list posting I didn't answer. LOL. Maybe if it "pops up" again...

@Julia, I'd love the chance to figure that out for myself. Heh.

@Amber, YUH HUH!!!!

funny. the wv is mychoot which sounds a lot like a euphimism for a cock. My choot is hard baby.

Dakota Rebel said...

Hey I know that guy!

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