Friday, April 23, 2010

Supplies? Check. Unsolicited personal hygene advice? Also, check.


My apologies for the blurriness. I was out buying next month's supplies when I stopped in my tracks. Can we get any more gauche? I took this picture on the fly, but it says: "Myth or fact? Frequent trims will help hair grow faster." Do you see the box it's on? Yep. A Kotex box.

Isn't it nice to know that if you keep trimming your girlie parts, your vagina doesn't get all mange-y? On the contrary, you just bush out all over! This, folks, is why I braid. Don't forget your beads for that decorative twist that will keep the guys coming back for more.

11 comments:

Amber Skyze said...

LMAO...thanks for the visual.

Molly Daniels said...

THAT is bizarre....

Chris said...

Now I remember why I mostly shop at the co-op...

Regina Carlysle said...

Okay. Wow. lol. I think I read somewhere not long about women who glue on gems. Kinda like 'bedazzling'.

Mia Watts said...

a vagina?!?! GEEZ! Clitoral piercings, I get. I even get putting gems on them, but bedazzling your cootch? What if they dislodge in the midst of rough sex? THAT would freakin' HURT up in there.

Chris said...

Oh yes, LB had quite the interesting post and discussion on THAT.

Mia Watts said...

OMG!!!
There's even a "Vagina Visor"??? WTF? Does your cunny OFTEN get blinded by the sun?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UlnbUuPCL._SL500_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://notadirtyword.net/2010/03/23/your-dazzling-vagina/&usg=__cm1kzRf2kOryDsLy_CWwd8fjgI4=&h=400&w=400&sz=20&hl=en&start=37&sig2=trCMNxXm2piHUA-LZyjHCg&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=nTLe_r3oBJ_7uM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvajazzle%26start%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=tC7KS7LELYSclgfG0bDBBA

Chris said...

*covers eyes*

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Yes, we must not get sunburned down there...need that visor! Pass the Bedazzler!!! Gotta gem up! Too funny!

Mia Watts said...

Hot glue.
Ouch.

Kris Norris said...

Come on ladies, gems are soooo yesterday. Don't you know it's all about cunny crop-circles? Yes ladies, if you haven't already done it, now's the time to create one of a kind decorative crop circles amidst the curls. And I'm not talking about a simple arrow.... oh no. Let's get jinky with it....swirls, circles, and maybe some tribal tattoos.

Oh, and I'm with Julia, the visor...a definite summer must have...especially with our new crop circles. Don't want those shaved parts to get burned!!!