Wednesday, March 10, 2010

It's all about meme

Got Tagged, so here's some eye candy...

Here's how this meme goes:

We all have our favorite book boyfriends and now you have the chance to create one just for yourself and your fantasies! How do you play? Fill out the quiz bellow, post a picture of sexy man and tag five (5) other book addicts to do the same. Don't forget to pop to their blogs as let them know they have been tagged!

Once tagged... you have to do the same, grab the button, answer the questions, and keep it rolling! But don't forget the picture of the sexy man! It doesn't have to match your fantasy man, just a little eye candy for the rest of us... heheheee!

1.) Hair style and color – I loathe long hair on men. I think it looks white trash and skanky. So nothing long. Buzz is a bit too military for me. I’ve found I don’t mind a bit of shag, but I want to see his eyes. Be a man and let me see your eyes.

2.) Eye color and facial features – I used to say, light eyed. Now I have no preference except to say that if they resemble diarrhea, then no thanks. Brown, yes. Putrid greeny brown, no thanks. There’s a difference between having green in your brown eyes and looking like something that belongs in the sewer. I just can’t get romantic about that.

3.) Height and body type – Tall, dark, and sculpted. Not paunchy, unless it’s well formed paunch. You know what I mean? Nothing flabby please. Slim is good, but definition is better. I want to touch him and not have it feel like dough, but like firm flesh and toned muscle. Something to graze my teeth on and not come up with a mouthful of loose skin.

Tattoos are okay if they are tastefully located. Tramp stamps are a no. Piercings would be fine. Especially in the nippular areas. Please nothing that will hurt when inserted into critical female anatomy. Thank you.

4.) Visible age – Under fifty, over 25. I don’t do little boys. I wait for them to grow up, anxiously sometimes, but I don’t mess with mamma’s boys.

5.) Bangability - i.e. kinky/bi/size – Says it all, doesn’t it? If he can bang, we’ll be compatible. Rough hands feel great and bedroom eyes with a slow smile always win me over. So even if he isn’t flexy chesty dude, I’ll slide right into those sexy-undress me-eyes and say yes as many times as he delivers a solid thrust.

6.) Human or other – There’s a squidge factor in a man who shifts. I’d always be wondering, am I doing a dog? Is that sanitary? Vampires brood and their all angsty. Not my sort. I’d totally do an elemental though. I think calling forth the elements to assault my sexual senses and sweep me off my feet would be fan-tastic. Plus, it’s a great party trick.

7.) Paranormal skills – Freezing time. I’m partial since that’s the character I’m writing at the moment. Also, invisibility which will be the next character I write, but geez, wouldn’t that be fun?

8.) Interests – Something creative but not consuming. Also protective but not obsessive or controlling. Sports, doing not watching. Hiking for sure.

9.) Habitat – I’m with Bronwyn. I want an accent, so he can be Irish and take me home with him in his private jet, because he’s rich and knows I’d want to go back to the States every couple of weeks.

10.) Special skills – Funny, smart, planner with spontaneous moments. You think these aren’t skills, but try dating a guy who isn’t these things and you’ll change your mind.

I'm tagging:

  1. Julia Barrett
  2. Amber Skyze
  3. Kenzie Michaels
  4. Anny Cook
  5. Cindy Spencer Pape


J said...

I feel so left out.

mwv: unchader
corn chowder

Mia Watts said...

J, you're free to be tagged with pictures of sexy women, ya know...

Or if you want, I'll host you right here on my blog. Send me a word doc with your pics and I'll upload it as the male's book girlfriend version.

Not to be confused with "virgin".

Chris said...

Hmm. I'm not sure about the invisibility bit...

Mia Watts said...

Hmm. I think I got confused. I want invisibility. I want him lustful.

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Dang! I've already been tagged! I tagged you! I see we have the same taste in...Gerard Butler! Oh, he is such manly eye candy! Love the rest of your pics! Truly sigh worthy! Hey the freezing time stinker! One of my menly men can freeze time in Daughters of Persephone, Book Three. Are we on the same wavelength? LOL!

Dana said...

I love the last picture. Is that David Beckam? I don't like tightie whities though.

Kenzie Michaels said...

I did mine, but with the new computer software, couldn't upload my Harrison Ford pics....I almost stole your Gerard Butler photo:)

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