Saturday, January 2, 2010

Sorry, Sarah, but that's damn funny

My friend Bronwyn has a weird magnet. If you haven't read her blog, you should go read it now. That woman is amazing for the oddballs she attracts. Personally, I think she's this bright shining beacon of sanity and calm in the middle of chaos. Those particularly prone to chaotic thought and insane ramblings come to her for guru insight.

Or, it could be that she has "screw with my head" pheromones working overtime in a fucked up economy.

Also, if you haven't been to Kris And Good Books, you oughta. There is a FANTASTIC snow penis gracing her blog that was shot by Chris (Stumbling Over Chaos) from her neighborhood in the slightly chill, Minnesota (skol Vikings!).

Other than that, I was researching last night--code for watching movies online--when I saw this completely hysterical movie with THE. BEST. LINES. EVER. It's a m/m movie line, Eating Out, All You Can Eat. Here are some of my favorites:

*Disclaimer: I won't give you my socio-political views, because I don't do that. BUT even though some of these are, um, rough... that cracked me the hell up and I can laugh with the rest of them.

"It's called HomoSEXual not homoHUGual."

"Children are just abortions that eat." (canNOT believe she said this.)

"Honey, assholes are attracted to me--like shit.... to assholes." LOLOL

"We're not pirates, we just dress like them. Oh and chase booty."

"Excuse me, I gotta go take a shit." - "Oh. I'll come with."

"Looks like the like each other. Guess this means we have to pretend to be friends." - "You're doing such a good job of it."

"I just threw up a little in my pussy." OMG! Ew!

"If you think you're gonna make me jealous by going on a fake gay date, you're dumber than a flock of Palens."

Heard any great movie lines lately?


Rassles said...

I saw Avatar, and it was silly as all get out, with no good lines. Ridiculous lines, yes. But nothing good.

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Not like those! But there is a line in the book Half of A Yellow Sun, where one of the main character's grandfather says something very profound about how everyone else just farts but when he farts, shit comes out - in other words, he's being philosophic about the fact that shit happens.

Mia Watts said...

OR he's not being profound and he has a bad case of Hershey squirts. Maybe it's a cry for Fiber assistance.

Chris said...

I drove by the snowcock earlier this evening and it's still erect...

ErotRomReader (Janna) said...

O yep, the snowcock had me chuckle!
Loved the crazy movie lines :) I haven't seen a movie in ages... I'm too busy with blogging ;) ... So thanks for sharing those!

Ashley Ladd said...

Happy New Year. I hope your 2010 is terrific and that your Christmas was merry.

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