Friday, January 1, 2010

Conversations I have with friends...

... the names are changed to protect the wicked.

I sent this pic to a friend of mine as a kind of "pick me up" photo of things I appreciated seeing. And this is the resulting conversation.

Me: Preeeettttyyyyy

Friend: Ah yes. Very pretty. Is that his cock? Is something over it? A snood or something? snicker. That doesn't look like a real dick to me but wouldn't it be nice?

Me: It's in a gold mesh penile baggie or some sort. makes dining out a whoooole lot more enticing if you get to take that home.

Friend: Oooh. A penis bag. Very hot. How'd you like to go to dinner with a guy who carried his dick in a baggie?

Me: I might worry that he'd leave it in the car to rot later.

Friend: LMAO!!!!!!! I once forgot a cantelope in my car. I was driving a big SUV at the time and it rolled under a seat. Couldn't figure out WHAT the FUCK that smell was until the car wash guys found it. They said it looked like a shrunken head. snort.

Me: OMGOSH!! Those things are FOUL when they rot. I do NOT have melon envy.

Friend: That was quite a few years ago. Took me awhile to buy cantelope again. LOL. Of course, the dick pouch wouldn't be quite so stinky.

Me: ARe you suuuuure?

Friend: Not totally. Would just depend on how clean the damn guy was.

Me: lol!! EWWWW.

Friend: snicker. Hopefully he isn't spewing in the damn thing. ewwwww

Me: or fermented and bursting.

Friend: I've had too many beers to talk about anything fermenting.

Because we all recognize that this is a serious conversation worth great thought. Those baggied penises can be a real problem.

5 comments:

Chris said...

Please say that your next stop after this conversation was modding the snow penis.

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

If my husband ever put one of those on I might have to kill him, seriously. Of course the guy is wearing a full-face helmet! Man, I'd wear a paper bag over my head! Then again, perhaps he's a football player and he's simply wearing a gilt jockstrap?

Bronwyn Green said...

Mia, Mia, Mia - now I have that song from the late 90s in my head - something about a detachable penis...

Regina Carlysle said...

He IS verrrry pretty though, isn't he? I kind of like that mask and the penis baggie.

Rassles said...

I would prefer to keep my portable penises in something velvetty, I think.