Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I want extra copulance please.

What am I talking about? The female sex hormone. Go here and watch. It's a moment or two and fascinating. Evidently, women have an arsenal of invisible lust makers. Men who think they know a woman is pretty or not according to their preferences, suddenly think all women are beautiful in the presence of excreted copulance. It interferes with their brains.

I am of the opinion that there are several things that interfere with a man's brain: A woman's availability, amount of beer consumed, and severity of erection (throbbing genitalia might create greater urgency, you see).

Other shit: The boss was a bit peeved yesterday. It seems he doesn't appreciate kind gestures wherein an anonymous employee leaves sticky notes of affection on his monitor along with a portable packet of tissues for his K lust-drool. More's the pity.

For those who have been following along: I occasionally put sticky notes in his things. Usually showing affection, and typically without a reference alluding to portions of answers on things never asked. Boss is easily confused and this amuses me greatly.

Note to self: "Mia, good use of slogan."


Amber Skyze said...

You hit the mark with how a man's brain works! Love the new look. Hope you have many, many sales. Just finished Claimed by Darkness and loved it.

Mia Watts said...

There are many things I could have added, yes? For example, amount of woman's cleavage showing, amount of brain freeze indirectly proportional to the size of her bare midriff... There's a biological valve in the male somewhere and when blood flows dominantly south, the valve shuts it in like a dam. The sole purpose of the dam is to allow the man to score. Until he does so, his brain functions at the same intellect as a pea.

I'm very glad you enjoyed Claimed! Thank you for telling me so. Amber- you need a blog. I wish to comment and offer similar support for you.

Reba said...

Great topic Mia...most men look at the physical and judge from there. Love the new look

Rassles said...

You know the thing that cancels out copulance completely, to the effect that men don't even want to go for your friends?

I have that.