Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ass Chomping

Overheard whisper in elevator at work:
Girl 1"Do you have a breath mint? I have gas."
Girl 2"I have gum."
Hm. Where, precisely, did Girl 1 wish to employ requested breath mint? And while relatively confident that athletic appearing G1 could possibly achieve required clenching of buttocks to reverse-swallow mint, am also certain G1's rectum cannot masticate. Perhaps am wrong?

Have you been witness to ridiculous conversation? Do share.

Interview with Utah Examiner went well. Fran Lee did phenomenal job for which I am grateful. Thank you, Fran. Visit www.FranLeeRomanceblog.blogspot.com to see more.

Other shit: Have been notified of book cover for Sex Ed in final process. Will post once made available. Small corrections needed.

Note to self: "Mia, practise ass-flexing. In case am ever unable to eat normally, may prove helpful to have additional resources."

4 comments:

J said...

I don't think that link is correct, or at least it didn't work for me? Help! I want to read the interview!

Mia Watts said...

Go to yesterday's blog and click the white "here". Scroll down to Tuesday March 10th (there are two) with the 11 comments on it. Click that story *hint* my name is in the blurb under the story. Comment accordingly.

Have missed you J.

Rassles said...

I immediately started buttclenching the second I read that the girl said, "I have gas."

Mia Watts said...

My same reaction.