Overheard whisper in elevator at work:
Girl 1"Do you have a breath mint? I have gas."
Girl 2"I have gum."
Hm. Where, precisely, did Girl 1 wish to employ requested breath mint? And while relatively confident that athletic appearing G1 could possibly achieve required clenching of buttocks to reverse-swallow mint, am also certain G1's rectum cannot masticate. Perhaps am wrong?
Have you been witness to ridiculous conversation? Do share.
Interview with Utah Examiner went well. Fran Lee did phenomenal job for which I am grateful. Thank you, Fran. Visit www.FranLeeRomanceblog.blogspot.com to see more.
Other shit: Have been notified of book cover for Sex Ed in final process. Will post once made available. Small corrections needed.
Note to self: "Mia, practise ass-flexing. In case am ever unable to eat normally, may prove helpful to have additional resources."