M&Ms: Drug controversy

Have been craving frozen M&Ms. Most unusual as don't care for M&Ms. Am confident Mars company has laced colored pills with addictive drug. Is a conspiracy to hook M&M eaters to secure financial futures of corporate VIPs. Suspect different colors of having degrees of addiction. Am personally drawn to yellow and cannot tolerate orange. May find that continued consumption of yellow increases need for red.

Note to self: "Mia, grind M&Ms into powder and attempt to sell on streets. May not secure drug crowd but may have found niche for unanswered PMT demands in young teens. Market colors accordingly."