Thursday, February 26, 2009

Investigating Coke

Located evil Terry and cohort Brita. Predictably insecure and feeble-minded. Stood over Brita's desk. Recommended she use red ink and all caps as claim of diet Coke not clear enough. Then informed Brita that Terry had been seen with empty can in personal trash bin. Brita responded with appropriate outrage. Am satisfied with proper dispensing of doubt.

My work regarding Terry/Brita is complete.

As requested, my bio:
Mia makes her home in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where she divides her time between a job and spying on people. Mia enjoys long walks in Como Park, daisies, dancing in the snow...(Delete prior sentence, meant for personal ad)...

Mr. Perfect may apply in person for a thorough evaluation and trial. All others will be towed.

Win chance at free Book: Free download of Claimed by Darkness (m/m paranormal erotic romance). Entrants agree to respect copyright laws and maintain ownership of awarded copy without reproduction of any kind. Commenters between now and 11:59pm on March 3rd will be entered in Book drawing. Is your email address evident? If not, leave in comments for contact purposes.

7 comments:

J said...

Hmmm. Office hubub over a can of soda. Where is Clarence Thomas when you need him?

wv: comos
Perry Como
Comas
Como se llama.

Gypsy said...

I love that there's a trial explicitly stated.

Anny Cook said...

Me! Me! Choose me!

Rassles said...

Oooooo...book, you say?

(I'm an asshole. Like I didn't gather that from your sidebar. Very very very impressive, nonetheless.

Mia Watts said...

LOL, Rassles. Indeed a book. With pages and numbers on them, and words.

Anny entered and not in a nasty way.

J, you too.

Gypsy, how else to be assured of perfect fit?

Rassles said...

Hey, look at me, starting shit with parentheses in one comment and finishing them here. It's this whole parenthetical conspiracy.)

Edmee said...

Thank you for the "bio", Mia. Though it was a bit... SHORT! I just wanted to know more about you. How you started writing, and why? etc. :)