Ground maintenance has given up on fake swans in pond out back. Noticed new addition of fake owls. Am wondering at next installment of barnyard animals. While understand the pestilence of Canadian geese, believe fake plastic creatures are less than desirable. Expect to find pink flamingos soon.
Canadian geese continue to poo on snow as do not discriminate between cold white carpeting or green. Owls do seem to keep Johnson at bay. He may be worried about longevity of furry aspects beneath overlarge cock.
Note to self: "Mia, inform geese they have not yet flown far enough south. Place sign around owls stating: I eat cock and clutch."