Note to self: "Mia, never get sodding drunk with your single friend. If too late, do not agree to game of strip poker over vodka shots. If beyond that, is not a good idea to collapse into bed together without returning clothes to proper order."
Addendum: "And Mia, tape this message to bathroom mirror as clearly lesson did not take after first two instances of same."
All hail the porcelain gods. Fucking give me a washcloth.