Slapping the Bishop

Heard new expression yesterday. Slapping the bishop. Didn't understand until realized what top of bishop looks like. Other colorful expression: choking the chicken. Not sure where resemblance might be found to chicken. Best female comparison heard to date: Double clicking the mouse. Am ignorant of other expressions, feel welcome to elaborate.

Bishop was result of overheard conversation in break room. Had assumed were discussing chess. Suggested Queen could take Bishop in two seconds. Suggestive looks ensued. Promised other two men could Rook.

Note to self: "Mia, read up on chess terms. May have stumbled across new sub-species of man."