Saturday, January 31, 2009

Slapping the Bishop

Heard new expression yesterday. Slapping the bishop. Didn't understand until realized what top of bishop looks like. Other colorful expression: choking the chicken. Not sure where resemblance might be found to chicken. Best female comparison heard to date: Double clicking the mouse. Am ignorant of other expressions, feel welcome to elaborate.

Bishop was result of overheard conversation in break room. Had assumed were discussing chess. Suggested Queen could take Bishop in two seconds. Suggestive looks ensued. Promised other two men could Rook.

Note to self: "Mia, read up on chess terms. May have stumbled across new sub-species of man."


Anny Cook said...

Hmmmm. Slapping the bishop... Good thing I didn't know that one BEFORE Love Never-Ending...

Bronwyn Green said...

LOL...I've never heard slapping the bishop, but I'm not gonna lie...I kinda like it.