Monday, September 15, 2008

Mia on the Prowl

Ran out of milk for cereal this morning. Had to drink black coffee. All bras but the demi is dirty as I didn't run the wash last night. Demi will do except best work shirt is low cut. Will shock boss horribly to see avalanche of cleavage. Good thing my ass is still in excellent working order for proper breast-jiggling stride. Should be an interesting Monday.

Note to self: "Mia, don't do things in halvsies. Wear ultra short mini and thigh stockings. Might as well give boss full effect. Wonder if whistler will be in carpark again."

9 comments:

Sue said...

I found your blog via the Black Box. Myst say that I enjoyed this first post!

aims said...

Oh dear God! You gave me a great laugh and I've bookmarked you now.

Came via the box...what an interesting concept huh?!

Exmoorjane said...

Let's not get into cleavage eh? Mine is so monumental as to be uncomfortable.

Mia Watts said...

Work day is almost over and whistler was indeed in carpark. Made sure to drop my keys. Boss, however, was less than pleased, he said. Though his hands were in his pockets as he spoke, I was not sent home to change, and he found several reasons to stand over me today while I worked.

Good thing he isn't married. I'd have to be disgusted with him.

Aims, will link you on my blog. Boxing is very good.

Miranda said...

The black box she sends me here again and again. I thank her for that.

Top cleavage is good. Bottom cleavage is not.

Miranda said...

I shall save black box the trouble. She is very busy as it is. I shall link you so I can find my own way.

Mia Watts said...

Ass cleavage bad indeed. Even the tonest of cheeks can't wear jewelry well.

Thank you for the link, you are placed as well.

Anonymous said...

I managed to erase my last attempt at a comment accidentaly. It was long- dont want to retype it so I will review my main points. I found you thanks to the black box. Yesterday I saw stomach clevage. It belonged to a store clerk wearing too much polyester and too many silver rings on her right hand. The polyester pants were too tight, shirt too short. I felt bad that I had had witnessed her stomach clevage. I wanted to say - hey I can see your butt in the front, maybe you want to pull your shirt down, or zip up that cardigan your wearing.... So much polyester and so much clevage...

Mia Watts said...

tummy cleavage is most unpleasant when one has many rings on hand. There's a rule.