Volunteered at work again, Saturday. Decided to do shagging research for next book at local pub. Discovered no matter how one gets thrown against a wall, it is neither romantic nor comfortable. After two clumsy attempts by fellow, left him with pants down in the lady's. Anonymous shagging will have to occur at later date. Will not reduce myself to men breathing hops onto breasts. Unpleasant at best.
Note to self: "Mia, talk to T down the hall. Request recommendation for love-mark leaving chap."