Milk Carton-ed Lad

Yes, I'm trying to get Liam Thompson to contact me for an interview. Yes, I know you like him. Yes, he's a special, special lad who's likely of age now. Yes, I will tell you when and if he makes contact. We good? Excellent. My inbox will be much happier, unless you have further questions.

A note to Liam and pals: Enjoying the attention? Want more? Contact me (profile page). Your fans await. Won't you humor us?

Other shit: R's brother did return home. I wasn't going to discover his name, unfortunately it was foisted upon me and etched on my brain. Anonymity would have been preferable for drunken stories one day, but alas, I can no longer claim not to remember What'sHisName.

R is rarely around. I did see him out back by the dumpster again where he complained viciously of counselling by "an old hag" who "smokes more than (he) does". Poor sod.

Other-er shit: I have been accused of being "too out there" in personality. Really? Is there a level of personality one should maintain? I think not. I like making people laugh and causing general mischief.

Note to self: "Mia, continue Liam campaign. Encourage him to review the comments of previous posts for an enjoyable chuckle at my expense (and Brynn's). Prepare the cuffs."