Monday, April 25, 2011

Talking out of his hole

Jesse Ventura is an asshole apparently running for president. I also heard that Donald Trump is running with him. Please tell me this is a joke. As a former Minnesota resident, I have a deep dislike of Jesse. Not only is he a living, talking, bobble head (no seriously. He is), but he's arrogant, beligerant, and very much likes to hear himself talk. Almost as much as our current president. Almost.

But now Jesse is a pirate too? Ahoy mateys! Strap on yer hooks and prepare the planks. Because if this man wins a presidential race, I'm officially defecting to a more intelligent country.

Can you imagine these too? Really? Could there be two bigger egos in the White House? Lord, help us all.

And that's pretty much all I'm going to say about that.

4 comments:

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Ugh.

Jess Jarman said...

I really try to forget the "Jesse year". I can't imagine he'd win the presidency. Oh, please no...

Amber Skyze said...

I second Julia's UGH!

Chris said...

Ugh. Let it be a vicious rumor.