1. Despite the fact that I've never written a review on Goodreads, I have review followers.
2. When you have a lot of work, there's never enough time to finish it. When you have nothing but time, there's too much of it.
3. When you work from home, you can sleep all day to recover and no one gets mad at you.
4. There are people in this universe who know just the right moment to make you laugh.
5. Mondays suck whether you are on the job or at home.
6. Cats know when you need a soulful purr and supply it willingly.
7. Life is too short to waste on men who want you to chase THEM. Hell no.
8. I do, in fact, have cute toes.
9. Finding a great plot does not always happen under the influence of doping medication.
10. It is a crime that your body conspires against you to load you down with water weight when you are trying to get better. I think water is doing sexual favors for my bathroom scales. I shall drown them both with salty chips and chocolate. Damn them.