Thursday, July 15, 2010

So this took me a lot longer than I expected...

...but basically, I worked solid for the two days before I went to California and didn't have time to post the promised blog. I'm good for it though and it's the first thing I did ON the airplane and after I arrived at Julia Rachel Barrett's house. :) See how much I love you?

Do you KNOW what kind of looks obscene comic creation gets in a packed airplane???? NO, YOU DON'T! But I do it for you because I love you.

I had to share my ungodly experience this week with my new doctor. Keep in mind that the tests, labs, etc that had been run, were completed by "Cindy" and "Beth" in the OBGYN office. It wasn't until the results came in and I was told I had to meet with the Clinic's ONLY doctor, Dr. Pauls, that I began to sense I'd taken a fateful turn into The Castle of Mia's Fantasy.

Oh yes, yes I did.

Please to listen to my little tale....
I'd like to take a moment to point out that the nurse in the office with us, was doe-eyed and fawning, too. As it turned out, so were the three women in the back office area who are in luuuuuuurve with Dr. Pauls.

SINGLE, YOUNG, SEXY, SMILE-FLASHING and EYE-TWINKLING Dr. Pauls of the panty creaming association... Yes. That hot.







This is the point where I flash forward to next week's internal exam with the the sexy, Dr. You Can Call Me Nate Pauls. And I imagine that appointment in great detail... the smile. The twinkling eyes. The engaging dimple and deep chuckle. All this as he positions himself...

And I realize... I'm in trouble. The man makes my entire body happy and I need NO assistance keeping that particular visual of him, at that particular location, focused on that particular place and the lovely way his face is framed between my legs as he looks up and our eyes meet across my....
I've decided that when I go back next week, I'm going to position a daisy just so.... just for him... right THERE.

11 comments:

Amber Skyze said...

ROTFLAMO and the visuals - priceless.

Had this been someone else I'd be shocked. :)

Chris said...

LOL! I have to confess I am very happy to have a female obgyn. :)

Regina Carlysle said...

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

Jambrea said...

Um...yeah...my OBGYN is sexy as hell. But after going to him for a few years...I still find him sexy, but I'm not as attracted to him as I was on our first meeting. lol

s7anna said...

Lol...reminds of my last gyno appt. and I had a cute new doctor - first intro and then bam! he's looking in forbidden territory *blush* I had a hard time keeping a grin off my face *tres embarassing*

Dudette...even blogger is feeling a little naughty - my word verification "sperns" one letter away from...sperms - lol

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

I got to watch her draw the pictures! Neener neener neener!

joey said...

ROFLMFAO!!!! Mia that is great! My gyno is a man but so homely that the last thing on my mind is how he looks gazin at me over my.......welllllll, anyway! Thanks for the giggles.

jo

Suzanne Graham said...

Oh, you naughty, naughty, guurrrrl! I love you! You crack me up. Great job with the cartoons.

When you coming back north? I gotta take you out someplace more happenin' than the last place. Hell, that will be easy enough. Any place has got to be better than the ghost town bar we were at.

Molly Daniels said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

J said...

That is freaking hilarious. Seriously. Great job on the comic, speaking as something of a comic afficianado. Awesome stuff.

mwv: kreshing
crushing
cresting
croissant

Mia Watts said...

J!!!!!! You're back! I missed your sorry self.

I've been doing a lot of comics lately.

Okay, lately, I haven't blogged much at all but I have really great reasons.