So, I've been a little bit gone lately. Don't know if you noticed. *whistling* I have this family member who saves all foods well past their expiration date. I checked once. The door of her refrigerator has salad dressings from 97 in there. To her credit *eye roll* she tells me that some of them are just re-used bottles, but judging from the whangy thwap of after taste, I'm guessing that most aren't.
She invited a bunch of us over for dinner last week and served up something she SWEARS she just thawed out. Seeing as how I was late and didn't eat until nine that night, and that's the ONLY thing I ate, I think there's a secret fib in there somewhere. I spent the next four days doubled over a garbage can.
And folks, this is not the first time either.
I'm never eating at her house again.
On the lighter side, I get to meet awesome author Julia Rachel Barrett this Thursday. That's right. I'm flying to her beautiful State (which I won't disclose in case she doesn't tell people) for a five day visit!! I'm trying to get up to health so we can hike and stuff. I love hiking though it's been a while. I think she'll lap me.
Oh, and I'm working on some comics for my recent smattering of doctor visits which left me in a huge Fwuh. Maybe it's working as an erotic romance writer, but it does seem like oddly erotic things occur in the doctor's office. Or is that just me??
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So...just to commiserate - my daughter got food poisoning from undercooked chicken a month ago. She was sick as a dog! You poor thing! I can't wait to see you but you'll lap me because I'm going to get my foot x-rayed to see if I fractured it jumping from a horse. Heehee...
It was so worth it!
I wondered where you disappeared to. Food poisoning is the worst.
I'm jealous. Two of my favorite people get to hang out without me. *pouts* LOL
Hope you ladies have fun.
Feel better and have a wonderful trip!
That's because they're so sterile and puritan and forbidden. They just need to be dirtied up.
Doctor's offices, that is. You know.
I noticed!!
My brother and I got food poisoning from hotdogs that had been frozen for a while - I think I was 4 and he was 2. He had to go the hospital and almost died!
(Deep breaths in and out, in and out...)
Dr. S: Are you okay?
Me: I'm fine...just take your fist out of there and I'll really be okay...
(Nurse laughs, Dr S shakes his head)
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Glad you're okay; I just figured with that wacky release schedule you were veeeeeerrrrrry busy!
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