Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Betrayal

... is a bitter, bitter pill. I feel so dirty. Yesterday's video? The one I raved over and commented on how I was crushing on him but not in any other video? Yes, well that would be because that wasn't Gabe. It was a film student named Liam. A seventeen year old film student named Liam.

I should have myself arrested. God, what a disappointment. I'd still lick him from head to toe, once the pacifier has been removed and he has celebrated his 18th birthday.

Other shit: Popcorn. WTF is with people and the making of popcorn? The popcorn eater at work is at large and the aroma of popped corn permeates the air in my living residence. I cannot stand the smell of lingering popcorn. Reminiscent of urinals.

Clearly I'm in a pristine mood today. My apologies. I'll shake the cobwebs free by tomorrow.

Note to self: "Mia, bring garlic cloves to work. Place in microwave and set for thirty minutes. This means war."

32 comments:

Amber Skyze said...

So, you didn't know. At least you're willing to wait until he's legal. Cause if you said you didn't care, well then, hmmm. :)

And ummm, the popcorn - gross.

Kim Dare said...

What I want to know is why were 17 year old boys not like that when I was 17...?

Kim Dare.

Mia Watts said...

Amber if no one was watching, I cannot say what I'd do.

Kim, exactly. I'd have found ways to stay in highschool.

Rassles said...

Okay, I totally thought he was hot too. But I was also thinking, "That does not look like the Cobra Starship guy, because I have the video for 'Snakes On A Plane' damn near memorized."

Mia Watts said...

Exactly, Rassles! Which explains why, after extensive research on the web, I couldn't find another picture which looked as hot. Not the same guy.

Liam is 17. But damn the double dimple wads up my insides something fierce.

aims said...

Sorry to say but popcorn is my addiction. I must eat it every single night before bed. I always say every morning - I'm going to eat an apple instead - but when evening comes around and I'm getting into my jams(ya right) I pull out the mixing bowl and fill it to the brim with fresh airpopped corn. A little unsalted margarine and I'm a happy camper - and gaining weight as I type.

Sigh.

Mia Watts said...

Tell me you eat it all. After a couple of hours, it gains that stench of something vile. But wait, you said "freshly popped", perhaps that is the full difference. My neighbors and co-workers, it seems, let it marinate to the next day which is where I find my complaint.

You, though, I'll keep.

Brynn Paulin said...

Dude!! I feel really betrayed too. But amused too when I found out he was 17. No boy should be that hot. Anyway, yessss, the video is distracting. Kudos to them. I haven't had much in the way of distraction lately. I'd like to know what they're doing now.
B

Mia Watts said...

I'd like to know too. Wonder if Liam is still wearing the tattoo sleeve or if he has real ink? Which was slightly disappointing although I'm inclined to go with the deception because he is worth it.

Liam, call me when you're of age. Or email. Fan of your, erm, early work.

Brynn Paulin said...

I want to know about that ink too. So lickable.
~~B

Mia Watts said...

As long as it isn't sharpie or washable ink. Might not taste as good as the man-boy himself. On a stick.

Brynn Paulin said...

Yeah, that would leave you with a bit of a black tongue. Memo to me: Real tattoos better. But Liam...still hot.
B

Mia Watts said...

Totally. With you on that sister.

Pass the salt.

Brynn Paulin said...

I'll see you in prison.
B

Mia Watts said...

Got my hands behind my back already. *whistling* Reaaaady for my cuffs.

Any time now...

(call me, Liam)

Brynn Paulin said...

Maybe you should give him your number. What was that 1-800-hot-boyz?

Mia Watts said...

1-800-hot-Liam

Duh.

Brynn Paulin said...

LOL!!!!!! Oh yeah, mine is hot-boyz

Mia Watts said...

"And this award goes to Mr. and Mrs. Thompson for having Liam. Gift to women around the world."

Brynn Paulin said...

Yeah. They should get a cash gift. Wonder if he has any OLDER brothers.
B

Mia Watts said...

You know, that Matt kid isn't so bad either. And Max looks like a cutie.

I'm just a sucker for dark and sexy.

Brynn Paulin said...

Sucker for that too. Would like to know about the older brother. You know I have family in that area...
B

Mia Watts said...

Older brother. Hm. Hadn't considered that. Broader shoulders, legal, triangular form, legal, and oh.... LEGAL! has benefits.

Brynn Paulin said...

And legal. Did you mention that?

Mia Watts said...

yeah. legal.

Maybe he's 18 by now?

Brynn Paulin said...

Perhaps. It has been seven months. Of course he might still be fine fine jailbait.

Mia Watts said...

Fuck it. I'm biting the hook.

Brynn Paulin said...

Oh you're already hooked...

Carol Lynne said...

LOL, I love you crazy bitches.

Brynn Paulin said...

We love you too :-)

Mia Watts said...

Yep, uh huh. What she said, Carol.

You know what I realized? I posted the link to the lesser of the sexy vids. Tomorrow I shall post the other one (Liam and Matt version) which is several times hotter.

Seriously, Liam, I'm dying here. I won't bite... much.

Brynn Paulin said...

Snort... don't say things like that while I'm drinking tea Mia. You know what happened last time.

I'm sure I could arrange to protect him.
B