Am officially obsessed with interoffice romantic possibilities. May have to consider a one-off with Joe. Accidentally noted name of mail carrier. As mystery was in danger of fizzling, I insisted he call me Mabel. Will keep him guessing as Joe does not appear overly bright.
Not to worry as brains are not required for the activities I have in mind.
Oh, and boss was not amused by prominent display of Ellora's Cave Cavemen calendar posted on cubicle wall. May have something to do with being end of year and out-dated, perhaps. Fairly certain, half-naked men are not the issue.
Note to self: "Mia, be certain to clip and frame pictures for year 'round appreciation on cubicle wall."