Have been a good girl at work. Boss isn't sure what to make of improved Mia. When called to his office to discuss merger concerns, I handed him complete files and spreadsheets. Boss remained silent several seconds. Declined his offer for after hours drinks as am not interested in babysitting for inflated ego or premature nocturnal emissions.
Went to website of publisher and noted my bio. Am very amused I made up fake children. What was I thinking? May leave as is. Wouldn't do to uncloud deliberate obscurities. Fake children. Odd, Mia.
Note to self: "Mia, see if use of fake children will supply sustainable dating pool. Be prepared to toss the whelps."