Monday, September 22, 2008

Need Whiskey

P called last night. Wanted to stay over. Discussed again my lack of interest. He explained his tripod status as always. Informed him of my "boyfriend" Johnson (may Johnson never hear the fib least he believes I harbor hopes) has more than enough dangly bits for my appreciation. P whined. Actually whined.

Note to self: "Mia, stop rolling eyes. Is beginning to cause headache."

4 comments:

Soulfully Blonde said...

I love the expression "dangly bits" :P lololol

aims said...

I've laughed and laughed - sorry....just can't help it!

Aerin said...

Wow, that black box is something else. I'm trying to write a paper, and I want to try to fit "dangly bits" into it (paper on the use of theology to rationalize social order),,,,

Mia Watts said...

Sadly, Dangly Bits is not proprietary. Cannot claim rights to it. My mother is English. Interesting phrases are solely her responsibility. Though if she were aware of the current usage, she might gasp in horror. Quiet then. No telling.