I slipped and fell on the stairs in the apartment last night. I take the fire escape when not lugging groceries or piles of work. Last night I forgot something in the car and went to get it. My heel caught and down I went. Susan told me to sue.
This morning, my ass has a purple mark on it and my shoulder is bang-up sore.
Note to self: "Mia, invest in inflatable donut for bum. Sitting will be a pain in the ass today."