tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post9155310845604631401..comments2023-10-25T09:24:11.714-05:00Comments on The Art of Seduction is Watts Beneath the Covers: Am not responsible for my arousal...Mia Wattshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-12351131244706566712009-01-27T19:08:00.000-06:002009-01-27T19:08:00.000-06:00Or piercings. Nipple extenders. Anny can hook you ...Or piercings. Nipple extenders. Anny can hook you up. Clamps with weighted tassels.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps a clitometer? This discussion has sunk to new lows.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-2181397866091409372009-01-27T18:48:00.000-06:002009-01-27T18:48:00.000-06:00Plastic breasts with dangling tassled nipples for ...Plastic breasts with dangling tassled nipples for the front of cars? BRILLIANT!<BR/><BR/>I'm off to make millions.<BR/><BR/>wv: resses<BR/>dresses<BR/>reeses<BR/>recessesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-49243845123858623132009-01-27T17:41:00.000-06:002009-01-27T17:41:00.000-06:00A man came up with that idea. The truck nutz not l...A man came up with that idea. The truck nutz not licking them. A woman would never attach plastic breasts with dangling, tassled nipples to the front of her car. When seeing truck nutz, am tempted to leave note: "Oh. Is that all? Hm."Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-30940097223654937812009-01-27T17:31:00.000-06:002009-01-27T17:31:00.000-06:00I have to admit I had never seen truck nutz until ...I have to admit I had never seen truck nutz until about a month ago, when I did a double-take and said, "What the hell was that?"<BR/><BR/>Had I known there were fetishist women out there who would bend over and lick them in the parking lot, the whole thing would have made much more sense.<BR/><BR/>wv: diatinte<BR/>dieting<BR/>day tintAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-55722548022714338502009-01-27T16:03:00.000-06:002009-01-27T16:03:00.000-06:00Quite right. Because truck nutz are a huge turn-on...Quite right. Because truck nutz are a huge turn-on. Am known to cruise parking lots for a quick bend and lick.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-48350181142921510552009-01-27T15:51:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:51:00.000-06:00Perhaps it was the truck nutz dangling from the ba...Perhaps it was the truck nutz dangling from the back bumper... as long as they weren't blue.Anny Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05305873753916213970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-83586185430653695492009-01-27T15:37:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:37:00.000-06:00Only almost? I shall try much harder (and not in a...Only almost? I shall try much harder (and not in a sexual way as you are at work and we have discussed your flagrant disregard for spontaneous orgasm).<BR/><BR/>Perhaps, I sat in beer at lunch? Would explain, "drinking from the tap" mentality. Else I've absconded with a bratwurst.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-77139692945872157012009-01-27T15:28:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:28:00.000-06:00Okay, that's two posts a row you made me *almost l...Okay, that's two posts a row you made me *almost laugh out loud in my cubicle.<BR/><BR/>You'd get me in trouble if I wasn't the boss.<BR/><BR/>wv: poteate<BR/>potentate<BR/>potato<BR/>potent<BR/>po' teaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-11691752663463339292009-01-27T15:18:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:18:00.000-06:00While enjoyable, too small to service. Will begin ...While enjoyable, too small to service. Will begin search for life size bobble with blue hair and willing tongue.<BR/><BR/>Oddly, had offer at lunch by S for willing tongue services. Am wondering if Mia placed cherry lip balm on wrong lips.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-604451506393047322009-01-27T15:06:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:06:00.000-06:00Is the bobblehead sticking its tongue out? If so, ...Is the bobblehead sticking its tongue out? If so, that would explain everything.<BR/><BR/>wv: sublirth<BR/>sublight<BR/>sublime<BR/>so blithAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-33855577680997390602009-01-27T13:51:00.000-06:002009-01-27T13:51:00.000-06:00Bron, NASCAR will never (never, never, never, neve...Bron, NASCAR will never (never, never, never, never to infinity) rev my motor.<BR/><BR/>J, no gunrack in first, second could not view interior. Spontaneous orgasm in men could be quite messy and result in deep sweats, random shouts of triumph and increased cigarette usage.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps it is the bobble head gnome on dash of car which has been nodding blue head seductively in my direction. May be more susceptible to short, agreeable men than had previous considered.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-7752104178476706452009-01-27T12:09:00.000-06:002009-01-27T12:09:00.000-06:00Wait, did it have a gun-rack on the back of the ca...Wait, did it have a gun-rack on the back of the cab, and those mud flaps with the silhouette of the girl? That would explain everything, who could resist that?<BR/><BR/>wv: pokmauti<BR/>poke my tee<BR/>pokemonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-63133422160169393082009-01-27T10:31:00.000-06:002009-01-27T10:31:00.000-06:00I'm all for spontaneous clenching...but trucks? O...I'm all for spontaneous clenching...but trucks? Oh Mia-love, next I fear it will be NASCAR. <BR/><BR/>You should know that I'm weeping at the horror of it all.Bronwyn Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02932056019850822590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-27234920587614439572009-01-27T10:09:00.000-06:002009-01-27T10:09:00.000-06:00That type of side effect would be inconvenient for...That type of side effect would be inconvenient for a man, much like developing years in high school. Although, I've never had a spontaneous orgasm while awake.<BR/><BR/>wv: jective<BR/>adjective<BR/>injective<BR/>jaculate (I can make stuff up if I want)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-88554753577039068312009-01-27T09:09:00.000-06:002009-01-27T09:09:00.000-06:00Am hoping is not the truck. Perhaps my car? Both o...Am hoping is not the truck. Perhaps my car? Both occurred while in my vehicle. Or perhaps exhaust fumes are where my passions lie.<BR/><BR/>A quick WebMD search located an article suggesting my medication has spontaneous orgasm side effects. Will request higher dosage.Mia Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00674765897555195383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5811664225790124762.post-81307606015749898152009-01-27T06:46:00.000-06:002009-01-27T06:46:00.000-06:00Fetishes are found in the most unlikely of places....Fetishes are found in the most unlikely of places. I know the feeling you describe, of seeing someone and suddenly getting that butterfly-effect feeling, to take an established term in a completely different direction. I can't say to ever having had "personal clenching sensations" but there have been times I've seen a woman who I would deem non-descript from a photograph, but there's something about her presence, or some subtle indescribable thing, that gives me a stir.<BR/><BR/>That said, I find it interesting that you have a caveman calendar in your office area yet propose that you are not one to swoon for muscles. I won't even speak to the cover of your book adorning this blog, as I will assume that it was thrust upon you by your publisher, and if you had your druthers, you'd have two skinny Harry-Potter ex-nerds with acne remnants and chicken legs on your cover.<BR/><BR/>I do not think your burgeoning truck fetish requires counseling unless you're suddenly unable to find yourself aroused outside the confines of an F-150.<BR/><BR/>wv: roded<BR/>rodeo<BR/>rodent<BR/>Rodan (Japanese sci-fi monster)<BR/>redheadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com