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Friday, April 23, 2010
Supplies? Check. Unsolicited personal hygene advice? Also, check.
My apologies for the blurriness. I was out buying next month's supplies when I stopped in my tracks. Can we get any more gauche? I took this picture on the fly, but it says: "Myth or fact? Frequent trims will help hair grow faster." Do you see the box it's on? Yep. A Kotex box.
Isn't it nice to know that if you keep trimming your girlie parts, your vagina doesn't get all mange-y? On the contrary, you just bush out all over! This, folks, is why I braid. Don't forget your beads for that decorative twist that will keep the guys coming back for more.
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LMAO...thanks for the visual.
THAT is bizarre....
Now I remember why I mostly shop at the co-op...
Okay. Wow. lol. I think I read somewhere not long about women who glue on gems. Kinda like 'bedazzling'.
Oh yes, LB had quite the interesting post and discussion on THAT.
OMG!!!
There's even a "Vagina Visor"??? WTF? Does your cunny OFTEN get blinded by the sun?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UlnbUuPCL._SL500_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://notadirtyword.net/2010/03/23/your-dazzling-vagina/&usg=__cm1kzRf2kOryDsLy_CWwd8fjgI4=&h=400&w=400&sz=20&hl=en&start=37&sig2=trCMNxXm2piHUA-LZyjHCg&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=nTLe_r3oBJ_7uM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvajazzle%26start%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=tC7KS7LELYSclgfG0bDBBA
*covers eyes*
Yes, we must not get sunburned down there...need that visor! Pass the Bedazzler!!! Gotta gem up! Too funny!
Hot glue.
Ouch.
Come on ladies, gems are soooo yesterday. Don't you know it's all about cunny crop-circles? Yes ladies, if you haven't already done it, now's the time to create one of a kind decorative crop circles amidst the curls. And I'm not talking about a simple arrow.... oh no. Let's get jinky with it....swirls, circles, and maybe some tribal tattoos.
Oh, and I'm with Julia, the visor...a definite summer must have...especially with our new crop circles. Don't want those shaved parts to get burned!!!
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